OK, so all the women are saying…
Yeah baby!
Amen, sister!
I am THERE with you!
Bring it on.
Uh huh.
This is a big nudge actually for… the MEN who read this blog.
Yes, gentlemen. Getteth thee to a Nail Salon.
1. Oh MY, you are SO going to love this. You’ll thank me and have a new addiction. And EVERY time you go, you can MEET CHICKS! (aka Women as we natives like to refer to ourselves).
2. Your nails will actually LOOK better. Indeed, you can do this and still LOOK masculine (avoid a metro look for heterosexual men, if you are gay, GO for a touch metro. OK, you already ARE Metros inspiration, so what am I even saying here?).
3. While you are there…. inquire… (repeat these PRECISE SECRET TIPS which I am about to reveal to you…..)
“Do you do.. massage, here?”
They may offer shoulder massage and leg (calf area) massage.
Take the Salon Chair, ask them to show you the CONTROLS (think, just like TiVo and DVDs, there is a CONTROL and no woman is fighting you for it. see, I told you you were going to LOVE this place!). CONTROLS…… isn’t that a lovely word?
The CONTROLS controls (yes, surprise there….) VIBRATION and possibly HEAT in your salon chair.
Try a few different VIBRATION options.
Sit back. Exhale. Drink your coffee. Enjoy getting your nails done. mmmmmmm. Yummy isn’t it? Can’t you just see yourself doing this this Saturday (today!)?
Oh yeah, wait, mmmmfph. Women!
Shake head slightly to loosen bedraggled fuzz from brain.
Women. Oh yeah, right, that’s why I’m here. To meet WOMEN.
So, as the saliva is collecting at the corner of your mouth and you are about to drool it feels so relaxing, just sort of say SOMETHING to the woman to your right or to your left. Words like, “Wow! This is Great! It’s my first time. And it feels so good!”
Stare at her toe nails. “Wow, that is such a beautiful color. How do you women pick those colors? I’m just terrible with colors.” You’re probably wearing a bright orange trade show tshirt, so she’ll believe you and hopefully SAY SOMETHING BACK to you.
You, sir, are now engaged in a conversation. Keep it rolling.
“This was great. Do you come here every Saturday?” insert her response. “No? Oh. Well, then can I get your number because I’d like to see you again?” Hand her a pen expectantly.
Then for G’s sake, PHONE HER, OK?
Thank you.
Enjoy!
Happy Dating and Relationships,
April Braswell
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