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Alaskan Women Looking for Love, Happy Birthday Haley!

Having landed in Miami, it’s now a few days into their beach love seeking adventure still in the second episode of the TLC fun TV show, “Alaskan Women Looking for Love.”

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

It’s Haley’s birthday.  (22 years old today, a Teacher.)The girls make sure to get 22 hot guys poolside for celebrating her birthday.  They start out walking in their neighborhood and find that there’s a beautiful park right nearby. “It’s a sausage fest. It’s a hot sausagefest!”  It’s rugby! Miami Rugby football club.  Yes, the captain’s name is “HeMan.”  He’s kindov a nice guy.  They invite the team of rugby playing hot men to come to their pool party that night. “They were rolling their Rs. Can you imagine what they will do with those tongues.”

Sitting lounging around poolside soaking up the afternoon sun, Heather, Haley, and Sabina kibbitz together.  “You know, it’s weird here.  Because I see the guys and I’m like, I don’t know how old any of them are. In Alaska, I see a guy, and I know exactly how old he is.”

Sabina, 27 year old waitress “Or his whole face is a beard and you can’t tell how old he is.  He’s like, ‘I’m actually 22 years old.’ And you’re like, ‘What?'”

Heather, 29 years old waitress, “I’m digging the whole, like, clean shaven, beautiful eyebrows….”

Bzzz,  Bzzzz. “And that is a phone call,” says Sabrina, putting her wine goblet of OJ down as she looks at her cell phone.

And yes, the only man she’s given her phone number to is Henry. Yup, that’s him. He’s very forward and assertive directly asking her out on a date.  Heather, “He sounds like he’s really selling himself.”

Tina, our 32 year old welder, “I promised Haley 22 guys.  1 for each year.” And they are waiting and waiting for the guys they invited to show up playing ping pong balls into their cups of beer.  Just as they start to kvetch at each other, in walks… “Is that He-Man?” Yes it is!  He brings Rugby club t-shirts with him and the gaggle of guys.  They bring with them a whole keg of beer.  The birthday party has started! Many of them are European and give her a birthday kiss.

And then Lacy, 22 year old Assistant Manager at Kodiak Paradise Lounge, meets a guy, Adrian, who likes that she has done arm wrestling as well as her looking feminine.  They definitely click, and go off to a table by themselves to have a conversation. While they definitely have chemistry, you can see they want to and can converse together, which makes their little sparks sizzle with more substance than some.

The next day, Sabrina starts to get ready for her date with Henry.  She is the first to go out on a date amongst them. Even though they went shopping at Alvins Island the first day, they don’t really seem to have anything nice to wear for a First Date.

He takes her to a Cuban food restaurant.  “You’re going to leave Miami speaking Spanish.”

Turns out Henry is a full-time firefighter and only does the water taxi hustling on the side.

Their First Date has giggles, flirts, sizzles and sparks.

The rest of them head out to Blue Martini.  Conversation actually is possible here and they run into Caleb, one of the Rugby players from the team who came to Haley’s birthday party. Tina does well with a super tall handsome man named Jordan comes up and talks to them at the bar.  He arms are even on either side of their chairs, his body language focused on them when another woman comes up all smiles, and starts putting her hand on his arm and shoulder, turning him towards her and interrupting them.  “Girls don’t do that to other girls in Alaska.”  Girl Code differences between Miami and Alaska have started.

By the close of the episode, these Alaskan Women have devised their own rating scale for describing guys from Humpeys to Halibut, and King Salmon to White King Salmon for the total package dreamy man. What will they catch in their Miami fishing expedition?

About the author: April Braswell is an internationally recognized Dating and Relationship Expert. She coaches single men and women to attract and find the best life partner for them. April brings cutting edge behavioral research to singles to empower them for finding quality mates. Connect with April at Google+: plus.google.com/+AprilBraswell/

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